My name is Christian
I’m a creative entrepreneur whose work has been featured on Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Land of Nod, Design Taxi, Brain Pickings, The ABC Television Network, and many others. I span the scope from Illustration to Interfaces, but what I love most is making clever art… just for you.
UI / UX
HTML / CSS
EFFECTIVENESS OF BS STATS
those confused by my race
TOLERANCE FOR MOUTH BREATHERS
EFFECTIVENESS OF THESE STATS
Who am I really?
I’m the father of three crazy little girls. One crafty, one brainy, and one who’s too new to discern. They are the foundation of my imagination and the muse for my creativity. They keep me silly and remind me to play because it’s the best way to learn. I enjoy spending long hours staring at typefaces; finding new ways to misuse semi-colons; and Rick Rolling my friends like it’s still 2007. I also like less nerdy stuff like: existentialism, quantum physics, infinity, the color #00 , and a comfortable arm chair with good ass bologna; you know, where your ass sits “below your knees”. Yes, these are all things that are good. Mmmmm…
Between the lines.
Details are what make design fucking great! I learn the ins and outs of every project because it matters, and it shows when you see what I’ve created for you. I don’t mess around and I expect nothing less from my clients.
Like no other.
I’m a thinker. People often ask where my ideas come from. Sometimes they are off the top of my dome but other times I really have to work at it. Preparation is key. How do I prepare? Well… that’s a secret I’ll never tell ;)
It’s in my blood.
This is where I live. I might be hard to get a hold of, but that’s just because I’m constantly doing what I love, which is exactly why you should be working with me. Come on, I know you want to.
Nope. Not quite.
Pfsh! I don’t develop. I’m a designer, but I work with developers on the regular. I communicate with those brilliant coders and make your work flow smooth like butter… or that soy shit if you prefer vegan references.